Classic. I'm between toddlers at the moment, really as my eldest is 5 and youngest isn't going to be 2 until March, but it's coming for me and the little one is already feisty. I'm quite terrified of what then next two years have in store for me.

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Sarah FitzGerald
Sarah FitzGerald

Written by Sarah FitzGerald

I write funny things about parenting and well researched things about linguistics

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Oh no. I imagine it's even worse when you've lived through it already and know what to expect. You'll just have to stop your little one from having a birthday - that'll solve it.