Oh my god I want to kill him sometimes just for eating. I thought it was just me! He doesn't even chew with his mouth open or anything, it's just the chewing, why does he need to fucking chew?!
Ahem, I mean... no, never.
Oh my god I want to kill him sometimes just for eating. I thought it was just me! He doesn't even chew with his mouth open or anything, it's just the chewing, why does he need to fucking chew?!
Ahem, I mean... no, never.
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