Oh my god I want to kill him sometimes just for eating. I thought it was just me! He doesn't even chew with his mouth open or anything, it's just the chewing, why does he need to fucking chew?!

Ahem, I mean... no, never.

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Sarah FitzGerald
Sarah FitzGerald

Written by Sarah FitzGerald

I write funny things about parenting and well researched things about linguistics

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