They will not decide that while you are typing something it is the perfect time to take their tablet (which of course they will not be watching) and whack you repeatedly and painfully on the wrist while yelling "where's upsydaisy?" over and over... just to pull an example out of thin air.

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Sarah FitzGerald
Sarah FitzGerald

Written by Sarah FitzGerald

I write funny things about parenting and well researched things about linguistics

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